A Funny Girl Friend Post

Hi friends ,

Just i watched one of website and seen this post. Once check the requirement and have a fun.

Facebook type notifications Using PHP and Jquery | ANIL KUMAR PANIGRAHI 's Blog

Hi Friends,

In this post, i am sharing my views on facebook type notifications script using php and jquery. Just we have to run this script in the regular time period. Notifications from right to left. We can change the styles of the notifications.

Facebook type notifications Using PHP and Jquery | ANIL KUMAR PANIGRAHI 's Blog

Twitter New Look – Home Page | ANIL KUMAR PANIGRAHI 's Blog

Twitter New Look – Home Page | ANIL KUMAR PANIGRAHI 's Blog

A Typical Indian Wife ! Just for Joke

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge

H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: eggs bhurji bana lo
W: aaj guruvaar hai

H: paraanthe?
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai

H: idly sambar?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

H: phir ab kya banaogi?
W: wo jo aap kaho

Examples for PHP Headers (301,302,404,…) | ANIL KUMAR PANIGRAHI 's Blog

Examples for PHP Headers (301,302,404,…) | ANIL KUMAR PANIGRAHI 's Blog

TOP JavaScript Mistakes And Solutions

TOP JavaScript Mistakes

1.Usage of for..in to iterate Arrays

Solution : always use regular for loops to iterate arrays

2.Array dimensions

Solution :Use literal notation to initialize arrays. Do not predefine array length

3. Undefined properties

Solution: if you want to explicitly declare a uninitialized properties

inside an object, mark them as null

4. Misuse of Closures

See JavaScript Closures FAQ ( http://jibbering.com/faq/notes/closures/) for an awesome explanation about closures and contexts.

Solution: use closures to simplify your code

5. Closures in loops

See JavaScript Closures FAQ for an awesome explanation about closures and contexts.

Solution: use a second function to pass the correct value.

6. Memory leaks with DOM objects

Solution: avoid those closures or undo the circular reference inside the function

7. Differentiate float numbers from integer numbers

Solution: don’t use decimals to “convert” numbers to floats

8. Usage of with() as a shortcut

See JavaScript Closures FAQ for an awesome explanation about closures and contexts.

Solution: don’t use with() for shortcuts. Only for context injection when you really need it.

9. Usage of strings with setTimeout/setInterval

Solution: never use strings for setTimeout()or setInterval()

10. Usage of setInterval() for heavy functions

Solution: avoid setInterval(), use setTimeout(

11. Misuse of ‘this’

* Regular function: myFunction(‘arg1’);

this points to the global object, wich is window for all browers.

* Method: someObject.myFunction(‘arg1’);

this points to object before the dot, someObject in this case.

* Constructor: var something = new myFunction(‘arg1’);

this points to an empty Object.

* Using call()/apply(): myFunction.call(someObject, ‘arg1’);

12. Usage of eval() to access dynamic properties

Solution: use square bracket notation instead of eval()

13. Usage of undefined as a variable

Solution: use typeof when checking for undefined

Source : http://blog.tuenti.com/dev/top-13-javascript-mistakes/