Wonderful Definitions

1. School
A place where parents pay and children play

2. Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die rich.

3. Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

4.Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

5.Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.

6.Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

7.Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

8.Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

9.Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

10.Dictionary
A place where success comes before work




11.Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

12.Father
A banker provided by nature

13.Criminal
A person no different from the rest ...except that he/she got caught

14.Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

15.Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

16.DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

17.Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

18.Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

19.Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

20.Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

21.Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

22.Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

23.Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

24.Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.

Some Health Tips By anil labs

Hi friends,
Some important health tips to share with your best ones.

v     Reduce volume of tea intake;
v     Do not eat bread which has JUST been toasted;
v     Stay a distance from your charger;
v     Drink more water in the morning, less at night;

v     Do not drink coffee twice a day;


v     Reduce your volume of oily food;
v     Best sleeping time is from 10 at night to 6 at the morning;
v     Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm;
v     Do not take alcohol more than a cup daily;
v     Do not take capsules with cold water;
v     Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping;
v     Have 8 hours sleep. Lack of it will make a person unhealthy;
v     People who get used to napping will not get old easily;
v     If you can't get on early morning runs, 5-8 in the afternoon is a great time for jogging;
v     When battery left last grid, do not answer the phone. The radiation is 1000 times;
v     Answer the phone with your left ear. It'll spoil your brain directly if you use your right ear;
v     Do not use earphone for long time. Rest your ear a while after 1 hour.

Newton's 3rd Law Practically proved

Hi friends,

This video is Newton's 3rd law practically proved. Just for fun ...

awesome hand arts by anil labs

Hi friends,

This post contains awesome hand arts images. It will be mind blowing arts.

A Funny Girl Friend Post

Hi friends ,

Just i watched one of website and seen this post. Once check the requirement and have a fun.

Facebook type notifications Using PHP and Jquery | ANIL KUMAR PANIGRAHI 's Blog

Hi Friends,

In this post, i am sharing my views on facebook type notifications script using php and jquery. Just we have to run this script in the regular time period. Notifications from right to left. We can change the styles of the notifications.

Facebook type notifications Using PHP and Jquery | ANIL KUMAR PANIGRAHI 's Blog